duviten:

poliwhirl

erraticcat:

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

sumrot:

eliteknightcats:

women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare

fuckyeahsnackables:

captorations:

love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

ghoulbling:

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um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

knifebucket:

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas

sagihairius:

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse

silverscreeny:

lil-mizz-jay:

gilded-dragons:

lil-mizz-jay:

strohsylvia:

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

No like, tits

This?

No like, hooters

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did it hurt? when you realized that your childhood trauma was going to affect you for the rest of your life and truly changed you as a person and didn’t just give you a good sense of humor?